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TopherCarter
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 1 month ago
Knock knock joke... - Knock Knock...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 1 month ago
How do the yappers get their dogs to stop humping - They suck their dicks.
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 1 month ago
How many Lauries does it take to change a light bu - None...because her arms are crammed elbow deep in Anne's asshole.
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 1 month ago
What's the difference between the truth and a bunc - Anne and Laurie can't handle the truth.
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 2 months ago
Instead of a panni... - I think I've decided to get a tattoo on all my loose tummy skin. My thought is...it can be like one of those Mad Magazine Fold In pages that are on the back cover.
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 2 months ago
WINKY FACE! - I think only you terrible, horrible mean girl sand bitches will get what I'm insinuating with this deep, philosophical inside joke.
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 2 months ago
Onederland... - ...muthatruckas!
finally made it there. I think I'll finally get around to blocking some people to celebrate.
My other half asked me last night if I could have any superpower, w...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 3 months ago
Driver's License NSV -
This actually happened a little over a week ago...but it was one of the times I was truly stunned and taken aback...Of course, we all know we see the scale move and the clothing...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 3 months ago
I have a shitty question... -
I know I could search this. I know I could post this on the RNY board. But I wanted to ask you, my partners in pithy.
Yesterday was my five month surgiversary. Things have m...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 3 months ago
Victory! -
So...I weighed in today for the week...and I have officially surpassed the weight of my significant other. I never even considered this being a possibility. Thankfully, he's n...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 3 months ago
Singing NSV -
Just wanted to share another 'silly' little NSV...
I am a HUGE musical theatre junkie. Like...it's sad. My boyfriend says it's the gayest thing about me (outside of the fa...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 4 months ago
I would LOVE a pen pal! -
Call me old-fashioned...there's just something I love about writing good old-fashioned letters. I am only a little more than four months out from my RNY surgery. I don't neces...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 4 months ago
Three Month Comparison Photo -
I finally got around to doing this, even though it's a few weeks late. After three months, I lost 126 lbs. At this point, weeks later, only 55 lbs to my goal of 185! Wooooot!
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 4 months ago
Oh, Those BEAUTIFUL NSVs! -
I haven't posted in a while...but I definitely keep up with all you jamokes (whom I just love dearly). I am about 3 1/2 months out, and don't get me wrong...I am very pleased w...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 6 months ago
Don 1962...I should have heeded your advice... -
and never trusted a fart.
Had an incident at work. The good news...I went home to change and just took the rest of the day off.
Truly, the only bad thing about my RNY....
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 6 months ago
A little more than two months out, and over halfwa -
So, the 21st was my two month surgiversary. I keep trying to be realistic to myself and remind myself that this is not a quick process, and if I stick to my plan, the results w...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 6 months ago
I leave you guys for two weeks...what is all this -
I hate when I miss the best drama. I miss you ladies! (And you few gents).
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 7 months ago
Actual convo with a person I went to high school w -
So I was in the 7th layer of Hell today (my local Wal-Mart), and I ran into someone I went to high school with. My high school years were not my best, seeing how I attended in ...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 7 months ago
Update and some general questions... -
Hey, guys! I haven't officially done a post R en Y update since my surgery on the 21st of August. As of today (23 days out), I have lost a total of 53 lbs. The majority of tha...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 8 months ago
Calcium Citrate Question -
I am fairly certain there isn't an issue, but thought I'd throw this out there, in case anyone has heard differently. Is there any reason why I couldn't crush a calcium citrate...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 8 months ago
My current observation, 5 days post-op -
My facebook status for today:
If you like to poot, and you like to poot a lot, and if you like the smell of poots, then gastric bypass can be very rewarding.
I mean...I...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 8 months ago
Day 2 Post Op -
Hey, guys!
I had my R-en-Y yesterday at around 10...I just got home from the hospital. Just wanted to do a quick update:
The operation seemed to be super smooth, but my...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 8 months ago
6 days til surgery! (I meant to post yesterday) -
I still don't have nerves, I'm sure I'll get them the day before.
I can't believe it's just a week away. I go to see the surgeon and the NUT today, my very last appointment...
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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 10 years, 9 months ago
Question about Calcium Citrate -
Howdy, everyone!
If there are any vitamin experts out there:
I'm having my surgery in 15 days (woohoo!), so of course, in the meantime, I've been trying to pick up every...