What is your family like?

Math is fun!! 

Edited: Oops, meant to reply to another post... will fix it!

Married 25 years to a great man. He knocked me up real good and then we got married at the courthouse when I was 3 months pregnant. I wore a black dress. My aunt, who used to be a "hostess" at a hotel (but lemme tell ya, a LOTTA men knew her everywhere we went... no judgment) sat and "whispered" about how shameful it was that I wore a BLACK dress to my own wedding. It was all I could hear... her stage whispers about, "My GOD. She's wearing a BLACK dress! WHY is she wearing that black dress?! Who told her that was okay?" I was pregnant. To wear white would be a damn filthy lie. 

My dad had a shotgun and stood guard at the entrance to the courtroom. I don't think he actually had the shotgun loaded. Or even if he did, he probably wouldn't  have used it if my groom had tried to run. Luckily, my groom knew I put out, so he stuck around. 

Six months later, our son showed up. He's a great kid. Takes after my husband. 

We have had a ****load of cats over the years. And some fish, but I always worry about the fish dying, so I don't have any now. Who needs that kind of trouble? Not me. 

Oh, and my husband and I thought we were married only 24 years this past anniversary, but then our kid informed us otherwise. I told him in Jerry Springer-style, "I brought you into this world, I can take you out."  No one talks back to me and gets away with it, dammit. 

Prof Sonja, I do put out. Ask anyone! 

 

Glad I came back to read this !!!!

Married almost 10 years - 2nd husband.

He has 2 kids - 23 and 21.  The 21 yo has 2 kids so they're the only 2 grandkids we have at the moment.

I have 2 kids - 19 (soldier at Ft. Hood), 16 (sophomore in HS)

We had 1 together - 5

13 chickens, 1 rooster, 2 cats, 1 puppy, 4 fish.  

I used to provide therapy at Fort Hood.

Thank you!  I'm sure that was very rewarding as well as very challenging.  That shooting last week was so scary and so heartbreaking for all involved.