A little diet humor
Ok my photo won't load lol so I'll just put it in quotation marks
" PILATES OH HELL NO I THOUGHT YOU SAID PIE AND LATTES "
Banded 6/9/09 HW 242 LW 142 Revision 198 m 1 loss 16 lbs 182. M 2 loss 4 lbs 178. M3 loss 6 lbs 174.m4 loss 4 lbs 168. M5 gain 2 lbs 170. M6 loss 7 lbs 163 M7 loss 5 lbs 159 M8 loss 1 lb 158 M9 loss 0 M10 155 loss 3 M11 154 loss 1 M12 loss 2 152 M13 loss 3 149 M16, 17 0 loss M 18 loss 4 lbs 145 (18 months 53 lbs)
A couple of my favourites:
"There is a skinny girl inside of me screaming to get out but I can usually shut her up with cookies!"
"I just had a single serving of potato chips, 15 times in a row, twice."
"If you eat a chocolate bar and drink a diet coke the calories cancel each other out."
"Everyone knows that broken Oreos have no calories because when they break the calories escape."
When I was at my heaviest I use to joke that "I take a size 8 but a 40 is muuuccchhhh more comfortable."
Hope I made you laugh at least once.
Chris
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